In this monologue hes talking to Jason, his best friend, about an important decision that lie ahead: Stay in the now and accept what you have, or leave this world behind for the unknown.Jason, I want to ask you something. If I had to guess I would say that he probably gets treated like that at home. Hello! I have this huge iceberg. So just to recap, I, Persephone the Goddess of Spring, married my Uncle Hades, the God of the Underworld. (trying to joke) You are not paying $1 million for a popsicle, are you? Sur la place ci-dessous. Somebody's there, because somebody must have said "nobody". Having got this far, it seems a pity to waste it. Im really fine. This inherent gloom manifested in ugly ways in my life. Pooh: I'm giving him this useful pot to keep things in! I was sitting outside on the pavement, breathing hard, looking at that skeleton of a pool and remembering. I was going to make that loaf. But, through the numbness, I still manage to find a way to cry. Other times, I think he had a kid cause he likes whippin. Whatever the reason, Im makin plans. I think about this a lot. I said I'm tired, rather than explain to you what I'm feeli ng. Oh, I know he will be so excited to see me, well, when he regains consciousness anyway! Okay, you can hear me? He's Winnie the Pooh Depending on the rare cases it did last longer than a couple of days, we would pause the fight so we could still vent and talk. Oh. They were doing that thing where they were trying to keep their voices down, but its totally obvious. Waiting for my answer, and he is looking so longingly at me. But I wasnt in the mood to play her games. Its delusional! I tried to mow the lawn, but I think I messed up and the lawnmower doesnt work anymore. Its one thing to say but I need to believe it. The law office. By: Jared Goudsmit, Age 18 Description: Dean goes full populist in his bid for Class President. But on the most recent of these excursions, something took his mind off of nothing. I wasnt going to sign another contract for anybody but me. (Samantha leaves the office) God I hate that woman. About five jumped onto me and attacked me. Life's a bitch as everyone knows but don't just stand there. I know Im late for work, but you would not believe the morning Ive had! [Narrator] Owl talked from page 41 to page 62, and on page 62 the blustery day turned into a blustery night. The only thing I can do now is go home, because I cant stay here. My brother gets the whole day on the internet. Shes dead to me. Thats what my mom says anyway. What is that? Rabbit: Oh, waiting for somebodyto help you out of the river? Okay back to the story. By: Sena Ramlyn Description: Someone is lost on their way home after making an impulsive decision to take a different route through the forest. I really mean it, I do. By: Sami Taylor, Age 15, Austin, TX, USA Description: A teen running for Student Council President delivers a terrible campaign speech. Oh right, I cant. (pause) No, dont hang up. Eeyore: Thank you, Pooh, but we can't all, and some of us don't. "This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense.". But I imagine the shape and structure of our DNA is related to some kind of larger thing in the universe. We just lost thousands of dollars and youre sorry? How did I go from being a happy rabbit living a life of freedom, to being chained up and tortured? They taught me by their example. I was just minding my own business. 16. By: Matilda T., West Gosford, NSW, Australia, Age 8 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: The Goddess Persephone tells of her life with her beloved Hades in the underworld. Id give anything to trade bodies with them. Their tops are made out of rubber Im not an armrest, IM A HUMAN BEING! Eeyore's monologue By Editor Posted on April 10, 2006 Friend! Or some crazy sea monster grabs my legs and pulls me down. Oh, I dont think Im strong. I even keep myself clean, and I would never, ever roll around in stinky stuff in the yard, or chew on dirty socks and then lick the humans. So what if I stay in my room? There. Thats pretty funny isnt it? Mr. Narrator: Pooh had every intention of getting another fur cone, but the river was slipping away so peacefully beneath him, that he began to slip away with it. Mom had cut it straight across and dad said it should go on the diagonal. By: Jefferson T., Cupertino, California, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A young man reminisces about his friend Sadako, and the thousand paper cranes she folded during the Atomic age. By: Ava Reis, Age 12, St. Louis, MO, USA Description: A teenager is forced to go and see a psychologist by their parents. Its come in very useful with the lie detector tests Ive been through. They wont tan, and no lotion or potion will erase them. This original Pooh Bear was a first birthday gift for A.A. Milne's son Christopher Robin in 1921. Well, perhaps Eeyore doesn't like balloons so very much. Rose is a shoo-in, right? At least the monologue only has to be a page. endobj It felt like sadness was woven into my DNA. Eeyore has said some really lovely quotes that are heartwarming and can make one think. Leslie? Thats why you shouldnt be scared Anna, youll love Middle School, I promise. (pause) Are you suffering, George? He was what? Mostly, I think about Thomas, and how if I would have been paying attention at the river, he would stillhe wouldbe here. We shall get there someday." Every night Majestic and I would ride to where the sun touches the earth. I dropped out of college because who needs a degree, right? I blacked out after that. Thank you for always being there for me. For example I havent got a rhyme for bother. I have to stay focused! I really want to strangle each and every tall person but to do so I would NEED A STEPLADDER!!!!!! What? (asking, a bit uneasy)Yeah uhMr. For almost a decade, our company has held the largest market share for pasta in the world. Or maybe the perfect day would be playing with my cousin at my old house with no chaos or drama to disrupt it all. But we have made it, and we stand here together, today, in defiance of the odds, in unity. Nothing is ever going to chance unless you change it. (Very good indeed) I can volunteer as a skating coach as soon as I get one million! Alex looks at me and is all, what ya scared?? And guess what? Youll have to live with that regret for the rest of your days. Hey, can you feel that? The controller stops working and the screen is black.) It turns out, in the middle of my most desperate moment, my mirror self was wreaking some serious havoc in my life by being mean to everyone and destroying my reputation! How about this armchair here, the green velvet really compliments your eyes I remember the days when my eyes were that bright You look a little nervous dear. At first it was blisters. And for as long as I can remember Ive been sad. Second Place Winner By: Aamira Waheed; New York, New York, USA, Age 17 Gender:Any Genre:Dramatic Description:A teenager explains his/her reasons for being upset to a therapist. He doesnt need you. Eventually, Dad stopped coming to dinner. And in a way, I love them. Sometimes she would know when I had a bad day and would always make me feel better. When they found out that I had bought the last ticket, things start getting interesting. Would you go back and be at least honest with her? Er, do the job for hourly wage, plus cover material plus overtime plus 10 percent. This document is intended for educational purposes. A vacation. Bye. and so I ignored it. Do it for the children. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Speaking into a cell phone with great urgency.). Fair enough I say, puffing out my chest, I can work out This was when I found out they didnt want me to appear as myself in the film. And Eeyore, who had never played it before, won more times than anyone else. (Inspired by West Side Story but stands alone as a monologue.) And I call it my rumblee and my tumblee song. I kinda knew I had it all along. Sorry, I keep forgetting Im on Earth, where gravity exists. Now Im forced to stay inside, just watching the nature that I used to prowl. Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite. Ive had to replace the lightbulb twice already, so Ive decided to tape a pillow to the lightbulb. Before you know it, everyone is asking where they can get a piece. Bullying has been my life at school and even on the internet. . W O L. That spells Owl. (Pause) I KNOW. By: Chelsie K., Alaska, USA, Age 12 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A cat tells a dog whos boss. I get up in the morning feeling pain from yesterdays strain. Hes easy to spot because hes the biggest kid in our grade. Please, dont make me go! Im moving through each day basically feeling empty and alone. I am what I appear to be. In Hebrew, it means bitter, desirable, serene. I think her love for me pressed those memories into my heart and mind forever. Except for that other ticket of course. He screamed Where is it? We walked into the room carrying our masterpiece hidden by a cloth. thank you. Oh no! Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum, Why did I even say wedding?! Sometimes I think THEY should be the ones going to therapy, not me. Whooops. Once, this nice young lady looked at me and I felt a connection with her, but as always, she didnt choose me. I mean naturally, Im a worry-free person. Third Place Winner! Im turning thirteen next month which means Im basically a teenager. Its hard to have your own unique personality when you spend the majority of your day reading books. I was so tired that I fell asleep in these beds.(Pause. I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. Love, Jack (Grabs paper folds it up, and puts it in an envelope), First Place Winner! And my job? You never can tell with bees. There! 4 0 obj I look out the window when Im bored, which is all the time. Will you help me? Today is the day of THE audition. Ricky got all teary-eyed just talking about it. Yells as he exits.) Mandarin Oriental Spa Products, No parents, no children, no teachers. (falls dramatically to the floor) I thought you loved me. And vote for Dean. By: Jannet Almanza, Age 12, Texas, USA Description: Elio calls out his teacher for her bias in the classroom. Until death do us part? This is a surprise! It concerns a distant cousin of mine who became so frightened during a flood that he [Piglet] I beg your pardon Owl, but I t-t-think we're coming to a very big waterfall. This is the worse day of my life, for real this time. But as everyone says its all okay because I can still throw on a smile, and the one thing that makes this all go away are the drugs. Well, if we can't pull you out Pooh, perhaps we can push you back. Cependant, il existe une diffrence distincte entre un monologue et un monologue; Un monologue ne fait pas appel dautres personnages ou un public, comme un monologue. Ive spent so many nights staring out this same window looking at this same street lamp. He didnt give me a ticket. That sounds great. Im nothing to him. And cake! My scars are beautiful. Yes, I was driving but we were both drunk. Narrator: Ahem. Everyone thinks about it at one time or another. The last thing I saw was stars. And stay late. Best friend? I set them down on my bedside table and gaze up at the sky, imagining myself soaring up through the atmosphere into the deep ocean of space. I never got an apology for that. No presidents no emperors, us kids. Second Place Winner! One things for sure. Maybe someday. By: Antonio Suarez, Cupertino, California USA, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A boy describes the life of an immigrant worker. His name. I know why my mom asked you to come. T I double Ga eR. I cant come over tonight. I had the overwhelming feeling that I didnt really know my mother at all. How was my day? Genre: Dramatic. (exhales) Starting now. I know youre probably wondering why Im drenched in coffee, so Ill start from the beginning. A lunchbox! That is not good for two reasons: 1) Its getting hot in here. Excuse me, yeah hi. Imagine walking down a dark alley-way lined with brick buildings, garbage and junk. But then again, I gotta be honest. Okay What do you want most in the world? (Long pause.) We respond to all comments too, giving you the answers you need. Youre un-muted. I used to be sort of an outcast and suddenly I had my first best friend! I dont care if you like her. You will get some special perks for working here we offer dental and medical, and we consider your mental health a top priority. You need to memorize this before the interview starts (Phone rings. Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick that up, well need it later (Suddenly surprised. Gender: Any (can be changed to the wife on trial) Genre: Comedic. It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. How can you be angry with her right now? And Our kind what is that supposed to mean?! (Pause.) By: Saturn Davis, Atlanta, Georgia, USA, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Comedy Description: A heavy girl gets asked to the homecoming dance by the finest boy in school. Because of last weeks events, we are going to try this again. (to self) Calm down, you will be okay. We have been through thick and thin, (and angel hair) fighting our adversaries and overcoming hurdle after hurdle. I opened the windows and watered your plants. How about this: if you guys dont tell anyone that Im here, I will make meals for you, clean your cottage, mend your clothes, take care of you when you are sick, and this will be our little secret. Tigger: Yeah, forgot the twitch, that was my problem! Then she slapped me and ran out. (In a very nerdy way) Statistics show that the easiest way to get someone to like you is to be popular. That sure aint legal. She had lots of friends and took the Nicest Student award away from me in the fifth grade, and I was so angry that I squeezed glue in her cubby, which showed how nice I really was. Oh, the cello is nice. Oh okay I believe you. Yes, SHE BELIEVED ME!! Ha! High class rank, Honor Society every teachers favorite. And it hummed something like this: It looks like a rather blustery day, today. Well, yknow what? Though I suppose it wasnt really your idea, was it? OK you do you know that I just told you I can read your mind so basically, I know what youre thinking, as in I know youre thinking Im a total lunatic but Im not, trust me. Its true. Wait a minute, thats it! By: Kathryn McAllister, Age 12, Minnesota, USA Description: Olivia meets a girl who might just take her place as the dance captain, and she is not happy about it. Fist thing to be done is get rid of that bear. By:Philip G., Age 13, New Mexico, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wishes to overcome his/her fears. Will you marry me? Wishing for those times when you came over and we became like sisters. You remind me a lot of my father. <> Then I had four cookies at lunch. Yeah, I understand its nice to finally laugh, not get called names, and to play in all the reindeer games with everyone else besides just me but cant you see theyre just using you? What if I fall in, what happens then? He's gumming up the whole project. I'm the only Tigger! I uhIm not sure exactly where to start. Wait, Max heard me talking on the phone before I left. I went to my room and I could tell they were still arguing. I cry the appropriate amount at dramas. Hi. Whats that? I am a social butterfly who has their own original personality and doesnt rely on books for happiness. We met Jessica there, and we were having fun shopping until we went to a really expensive store to try things on for fun and I accidentally tore a dress I was trying on. Shes natural, and I respect that. Thats not even the worst part of today. [Christopher Robin] Look! Can I have a glass of water, or some fresh air? Gotcha! Hurry up! Wow. I know its terrible, but I really needed to get that off my chest. I was trying to be strong for us. The monsters who hide curled up in a beautiful skin. He didnt deserve this he had a family, and friends, and a future, he had a life. They made of love. Its just that everyone has given up on him; even you andand our parents have decided to move on, but I- I cantokay? Its may I go to the nurses office, child, not can. This is the first day Ive been clean in four years. And if you regain your memory, I hope you dont suddenly like her better than me. Jeez. I know that nobody cares enough to judge what I look like when they have their own insecurities. The sound of sirens echoed in the distance. But your voice sounds so sad sometimes that it frightens me. I got my bachelors, two masters, my PhD, met your dad, and then I had you. Oh boy! And yet, she chooses to keep me locked outside of this door. Oh, stuff and fluff, that's better, thank you, now where was I? Why would I promise anything to a flag. Forever. Tiggers love parties! All Ive got to do is go up there and perform it the way I know I can, the way Ive rehearsed it dozens of times in the mirror, and if I do that Ill be fine. I love a guy in uniform. I looked at her and told her in the nicest way ever Leave now, your fired. Then she looked at me like nothing and threw that coffee right at my face. He doesnt say much. Is he going to watch the baby, change their diaper, feed them? COMMA! That computer right there. Oh, look, look, look! I just had a cough, see, and I happened to be behind Eeyore and I said, uh, and I said-(starts coughing loudly) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! you think I am obsessed too? The only reason she does pageants anymore is in hopes that her dad will reach out to her. Everyone who came through the door was sad grieving, crying uncontrollably. Jessie! And I have thought about this for a long time Mom, so I hope you can be accepting. Im running out of air. And this scar? I just want an assistant who listens to me and doesnt put cream in my coffee. Its makes me a whole lot of chunky, with a side of smooth. I never thought Id miss that. After I fell, I was in a coma for two weeks. Now, the art of the sword is an art dating back to the earliest ages of reason, perfected during the Renaissance age, when a true Renaissance man knew not only the sword, butstop chatting amongst yourselves, you urchins! So Owl flew out over the flood and he soon spotted two tiny objects below him. If you lay one of your webbed fingers on my Versace blanket, you better prepare to be smashed with my stilettos. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her. (Dont let him answer) I ALWAYS make my own because Im so creative, but I understand that not everyone is as talented as me! Pauses.) Persephone you have been tricked! Next thing I know, Im working for NASA. Yup. unachievable. And maybe I am, but Im not going to pretend Im normal anymore. [Narrator] Now Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. (pause) Okay, yes. They just cant take all this flavor, you know? The White House announced that singer Justin Timberlake is slated to perform there on April 9th as part of a celebration for Memphis Soul music. She pulled me in here. Michael is a secret time traveler who owns a record store. How To Open Total Commander, You only have two pencils so you have to get it back or your mother will nag you for losing it and costing her a small fortune in school supplies. Anyway, I cant control it. People say you shouldnt live for the praise of other people, but I think the opposite is true. Well, okay, fine. I just fly like a bee, up to the honey tree, see! 2. You see, they all say I am one of a kind. I thought that thats what people said when you were strange, and they wanted to be nice. If I had grown up with the things you have now; the opportunities and resources that you take for granted, I would be miles ahead! There were about ten, no, about twenty ferocious street cats staring me down. I would like to dedicate this concoction to my late wife, whom we all adored. Speaking of college, I am planning to get a perfect 1600 on my SATs which is why Im studying right now. So, this is what I do when it seems like the world is against me. Ive seen it all buddy. Everything I just said. A boy named Conan Doyle. Oh, how awful that wouldve been never fulfilling my true purpose. I had barely moved my bike, when the BOOM came. I might have gotten a little heated. I mean, look at it. (React to thought of what could happen to dogs.) Can I go to the nurses office? I dont know, can you? (sigh) Youre very pretty. Genre: Dramatic, (Harold could be talking to a photo of his wife, or kneeling and placing flowers on her grave.). Second Place Winner By:Eli J., Sarasota, Florida, USA, Age 15 Gender:Any Genre:Dramatic Description:A student offers a melancholy explanation for why he (or she) keeps falling asleep in class. Alfresco Accessories Australian Cafe barriers, Wishing everyone a happy and prosperous new year, Alfresco Accessories has re branded We now officially launched our new website.Take a, Jeremy Sumpter Rachel Hurd-wood Disneyland, The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Pdf Scholastic, Seattle Women's Professional Basketball Team, Alfresco accessories obtains edgewater geelong as a client. The last time we texted was when you sent me a message wishing me a Happy Birthday. But dont let her be an actress in a musical or play, especially the lead! Contents 1 Background 1.1 Personality 2 Film appearances 2.1 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 2.2 Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore 2.3 Pooh's Grand Adventure By: Micaela E., Los Alamitos, CA, Age 16 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Elena confides in a friend about a crime she committed. My apologies, young man, I didnt realize-wait, why are you even here if your leg is broken?! I was sent here to the mortal plain to live until Im six hundred and sixty-six. Can I stay here for a couple of days while I figure out what to do? Yes, yes, I know. One time, I went on a tour of the White House, and hid behind the curtains in the Oval office. So, thats why Im late. You have my word. "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.". I think I shall go see my good friend Owl perhaps he can help! This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. I typically spend about two hours a day here at the library after school, then I either head to violin, lacrosse, or karate. [Pooh] Christopher Robin, can you make a one hero party into a two hero party? First Place Winner! Not today! Im going to sue her and then have her banished from this country! Second Place Winner! I swear, I have to run all over the place, pushing people aside in order to get a signal. Its fine. I think we have some candles. I dont like chocolate. Why cant everyone just be accepted for who they are? It reminds me of Odessa. Christopher Robin! I still cannot establish contact with NASA, so I will recap for anyone who is listening. Once upon a time, that is. ? She tried to tell him to calm down, to think about what he was doing before he did something rash. In fact, we provide a wide range of self-help books that are mandatory reading if you choose to work here. (laughs) Thank you for saying that. These humans are walking all over me like Im their actual mother. Hmm okay, thats funny. Im constantly blowing my money on repairs for my house, because its always rotting away. What do you think you will answer yourself? If it is a good afternoon, which I doubt. He gave me a timid smile. Talk about awkward. I would hear her screaming in the kitchen, and Id run down and see her holding a knife and covered in blood. Tigger: Pooh-sticks? I felt out of place. [Piglet] Oh help, help! Now, some people would have panicked, but thats not who I am. Sarah? Its blank. I went back to the bedroom and I shot him. Shes going to announce to everyone that Ive failed. I dont carry no hate around like a bag a rocks. These are all commentary on the rhymes hes choosing. But watch out for Vera our Venus Flytrap over there. Those guys down there? I studied my butt off for the SATs to get into this kind of college, and this is what I get for my hard work? And theres no way Im going to get rid of it today (under breath) or maybe ever. I heard men with heavy guns yelling at people to get in line. Apple Productred, Your email address will not be published. Yes, you are alive, but sitting around in your house all day, starring at a tv, youre not experiencing anything except for whats next on Fuller House! You need to wake up from your fantasy world Ray. The performer must cite the author AND Drama Notebook in his/her recitation, and if possible, add a link to the Drama Notebook Monologues on a web page where the performance is shared. At a time like this, she is just sitting there reading? Oh-My-God, OH MY GOD! [Rabbit] Pooh? Do you not catch the tiny clamour, Busy click of an elfin hammer, Voice of the Lepracaun singing shrill As he merrily plies his trade.. It's your guarantee of buying a true Disney original with the quality and high standards that you and your family deserve. By: Jasmine Scholz, Age 17, Australia Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. Cerritos Mall No, sir crocs are not a 911 emergency, however I do appreciate your concern because they truly are a real FASHION CRIME. (pause) Wait, what happened?!!! Right about that time, unfortunately, a huge wage was forming, and was starting to come my way. I miss her SO much. In this case, Eeyore shares his relatable thoughts about writing. Mr. Rupert will see you now! THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE SHRIMP PREPARING FOOD! Does he have a good job? When I came back out again, the car was gone. HE WASNT NICE! We want to see your whole face. People are amazed that I remember so much about my mother, because the cancer took her when I was only five. I always wished something exciting would happen, something so big it would change my life forever. NOW. You take a deep breath, approach the troll, and ask for your pencil back. FABIO?! Have fun preparing for your . Oh, I can hear you. My skin color, for some strange reason, is a threat to you? All you have to do is turn princess Andromeda and Poseidons Sea serpent into stone. Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside ? His bloody students. Ugh, I am literally going to die. If you turned Andromeda to stone Athena would be furious. Pero, I just cant get over him hes all I think about! How did I survive this? Theyre just statues, now. You know, the L word? Ive heard about shark attacks, but they never really scared medidnt seem real. I saw her on the edge of her balcony. To build a better future, with your name everywhere I go. What do I have to eat or drink. In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. While the other half are looking for a word stronger than very.. Oh, why did I even sign up for this class? (Rapidly breathing.) Will it ever stop? I was going to be a movie star! Genre: Comedic. Is this what college is really like? Ill never get married, or have children, or finish my snake skin collection or fulfill my life-long dream of being a fortune-cookie writer. And so was the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that. By: Jayla and Selene, Age 13, New South Wales, Australia Description: An astronaut gives a rather enlightening talk about space. I wonder what's for breakfast? With you. 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